<Insert organization name here> wishes you a happy <insert generic renaming of religious holiday here>. We hope you have a <insert emotional response> <insert generic renaming of religious holiday here>, and enjoy <insert heavy drinking joke here> with your <insert politically correct social unit>.

Pure Decking is going to be a miss this Thursday due to excessive turkey consumption, Ru will be hosting Shoot the noise the day before Turkey Day.

The shows are going to be hit and miss during the holidays, no surprise there right?